Answers soooooo far:
1. the Moo Cow- (Queen of Diamonds)- I'd probably masturbate in public using a
dead poodle in front of a nunnery.
2. JC-(10-Diamonds)- Get my parents out of St. Martins Parish.
3. Mir- (Eight o' clubs)-I want the planet to end and I am a very boring and
non-extravagant person to do something noticeable /memorable or idiotic.
4. Foreveryoungs- (Queen of hearts)- I would gather together w/ as many friends as I
could to celebrate. We could reminisce over good times and hope that there might be
some new future for us. Also buy a helmet!
5. Jennifer- (Seven of Spades)- I would sit outside in a lounge chair. Put on some
accelerator suntan lotion, with a glass of Sangria while listening to REM "It's the end
of the world as we know it......"
6. Gary- ( the joker..what you couldn't remove these from the pack first? who's gonna
pull out the directions card...prep people..prep.) - i'd just sit and watch my daughter
play.
7. Graveyard Frank- (Ace of Spades; the digger's trump) I will complete my
sociological musings on the back of a cocktail napkin while talking about ' Nam with
homeless Jerry "Pops" Romero on the kris kristofferson stool in the Loose Caboose,
McKinley Strip.
8. Meghann Kelda- (Ace of Clubs)-Systematically got to the homes of my exes and
burn them down, what does it really matter? The world is ending anyway-yeah I am a
little bitter :)
9. K- (I would like a Green Card so I can sell it to some illegals. Am hard up for cash)
My first thought would be to go to the home of the adored one and give him one last
chance to love me. What with impending doom it might just work, but the man and the
hour are both already gone. Therefore, I would probably have some cake and ice
cream.........and pray really loudly and fervently just to anger moocow.
1. the Moo Cow- (Queen of Diamonds)- I'd probably masturbate in public using a
dead poodle in front of a nunnery.
2. JC-(10-Diamonds)- Get my parents out of St. Martins Parish.
3. Mir- (Eight o' clubs)-I want the planet to end and I am a very boring and
non-extravagant person to do something noticeable /memorable or idiotic.
4. Foreveryoungs- (Queen of hearts)- I would gather together w/ as many friends as I
could to celebrate. We could reminisce over good times and hope that there might be
some new future for us. Also buy a helmet!
5. Jennifer- (Seven of Spades)- I would sit outside in a lounge chair. Put on some
accelerator suntan lotion, with a glass of Sangria while listening to REM "It's the end
of the world as we know it......"
6. Gary- ( the joker..what you couldn't remove these from the pack first? who's gonna
pull out the directions card...prep people..prep.) - i'd just sit and watch my daughter
play.
7. Graveyard Frank- (Ace of Spades; the digger's trump) I will complete my
sociological musings on the back of a cocktail napkin while talking about ' Nam with
homeless Jerry "Pops" Romero on the kris kristofferson stool in the Loose Caboose,
McKinley Strip.
8. Meghann Kelda- (Ace of Clubs)-Systematically got to the homes of my exes and
burn them down, what does it really matter? The world is ending anyway-yeah I am a
little bitter :)
9. K- (I would like a Green Card so I can sell it to some illegals. Am hard up for cash)
My first thought would be to go to the home of the adored one and give him one last
chance to love me. What with impending doom it might just work, but the man and the
hour are both already gone. Therefore, I would probably have some cake and ice
cream.........and pray really loudly and fervently just to anger moocow.
Atonement:
The Hero must reconcile himself to authority.
And the ultimate authority in today's society is the poll.
Please answer Frank's. He's leaving it up here til he gets 52
responses, dammit.
The Hero must reconcile himself to authority.
And the ultimate authority in today's society is the poll.
Please answer Frank's. He's leaving it up here til he gets 52
responses, dammit.
L'esprit d'escalier! (The wit of the staircase; your exit)
Greetings Friends: As a part of Reluctant Bunny’s next abomination, I am taking the following quick survey in order to
find out how real people, unlike myself, would respond to disaster and chaos.
A votre sante!
GYF
A. On 14 February 2009 at 11:35 PM, the Moon, tired with its usual sphere and vista upon the sad, scarred planet
below, will crash into, oh let’s just say… St. Martin’s Parish, LA. Now that you know, whattya gonna do on the last night?
B. Pick a card, any card!
C. Please write your answers to these two queries on the back label of a liter of Philadelphia Blended and mail it to
“Untitled Moon Project” c/o Graveyard Frank Trautman 1212 Angina Way, Trainwreck, LA, 14432
(Or just respond to this posting….)
Good luck, thanks and watch the skies!
Greetings Friends: As a part of Reluctant Bunny’s next abomination, I am taking the following quick survey in order to
find out how real people, unlike myself, would respond to disaster and chaos.
A votre sante!
GYF
A. On 14 February 2009 at 11:35 PM, the Moon, tired with its usual sphere and vista upon the sad, scarred planet
below, will crash into, oh let’s just say… St. Martin’s Parish, LA. Now that you know, whattya gonna do on the last night?
B. Pick a card, any card!
C. Please write your answers to these two queries on the back label of a liter of Philadelphia Blended and mail it to
“Untitled Moon Project” c/o Graveyard Frank Trautman 1212 Angina Way, Trainwreck, LA, 14432
(Or just respond to this posting….)
Good luck, thanks and watch the skies!
Rape Kid at Toys R' Us.
Sez you.
Circular logic.